aspieragus:

retroactivebakeries:

superorganism:

why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large

#girl… put 2 and 2 together

laughterkey:

cynassa:

When will I get a post about how SHE committed atrocities but SHE’S my special little guy and also SHE looked hot while doing it

Originally posted by rainbirdsky

dancing-homestuck:

I wish my cat had a phone so I could text him while I’m at work and tell him I love him and I miss him and he could send back blurry pictures of random things, incomprehensible gibber texts, and audio recordings of his crinkle ball

escuerzoresucitado:

powerfulwizard:

Me after carding a 55 year old MILF buying wine at my register

snowberry-pie:

new survey time. what Main Thing did you project onto your ocs. lay your heart out on the table in front of me i wanna see

richardgoranski:

bro where can i get the 400mg thc edible

gidianthe:

our lady of blue hair and pronouns..

belvira:

She balled so hard they banned her from ballin.

urbanfantasyinspiration:

captain-price-officially:

For crying out loud

memorycycle:

when you open task maanager and the cpue is at like 89 percent and then it shoots down to a single digit its like. what the fuck are you hiding. what are you doing whuile my back is turned

explorerrowan:

yesterdaysprint:

Daily News, New York, New York, June 14, 1931

And yet J.C. Leyendecker often put his boys in fun patterned socks. 🤔

arsontoashen:

incarnon:

incarnon:

incarnon:

incarnon:

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

every day i ahve to reposition the damn lamp cuz she’s dead set on sticking her first leaf Right The Fuck In There and i don’t want her to burn. but every day i come home from work and she has closed the distance anyway. bestie PLEASE cooperate with me

i finally caved and moved her to the windowsill but this has clearly not satisfied her because she still presses that leaf RIGHT up against the glass

apparently instead of actually growing new leaves in order to increase her light intake she’s decided that these are PERFECT conditions to flower in

BABYGIRL YOU HAVE ONE LEAF PLEASE